EEGAH!

eegah at the movies with dr torpor

Watch Out for Snakes.

This week on At the Movies with Dr. Torpor, we’re heading deep into the California desert for one of the strangest cult films ever made…

EEGAH! (1962)

If you’ve never experienced EEGAH, imagine a movie where a towering caveman wanders out of the desert with an unforgettable beard, prehistoric fashion sense, and absolutely no concern for personal boundaries. It’s one of those wonderfully bizarre films that has earned its place in cult movie history.

Of course, Dr. Torpor couldn’t simply watch the movie.

He had to improve it.

New This Week

This episode features some of the most ridiculous additions we’ve ever attempted, including:

  • The International Father-Daughter Shaving Championship
  • Snake safety public service announcements
  • Completely legitimate sponsors*
  • Educational cutaways
  • A few surprises we probably shouldn’t spoil.

(*They are absolutely not legitimate.)

Sponsored By…

This week’s broadcast proudly features support from several trusted organizations, including:

  • Snake Shavers
  • Joseph Christ Bethlehem Carpentry
  • Nugent’s Nuggets
  • Lead Paint
  • And several companies our attorneys have advised us not to discuss further.

Watch Out for Snakes.

If there’s one lesson to take away from this week’s episode, it’s this:

Watch out for snakes.

We’re still not entirely sure why.

But it seems important.

At the Movies with Dr. Torpor

Welcome, ghastly ghouls and petrified punks, to "At the Movies with Dr. Torpor!" In this spine-tingling series, our beloved Horror Host Dr. Torpor, with his unique aroma of formaldehyde and stale popcorn, gets sucked right into the gooey guts of old classic campy movies. Picture him dodging mutant tomatoes, befriending reanimated roadkill, and tangoing with the cheesiest of B-movie monsters. Grab your barf bags and hold onto your entrails—Dr. Torpor’s about to make movie night a stomach-churning scream-fest!