Step into the shadowy world of post-war paranoia with The Stranger, the 1946 noir classic starring Orson Welles, Loretta Young, and Edward G. Robinson. This time, however, Dr. Torpor has managed to stumble directly into the story—and things get stranger than ever.

In this gripping tale of secrets, mustaches, and suspicious clock towers, Torpor finds himself in the thick of it, accidentally setting off alarms, swapping interrogation techniques with Edward G. Robinson’s relentless investigator, and even questioning Welles about the aerodynamic properties of his perfectly sculpted upper-lip fuzz.

But what’s with The Little Man, you ask? Let’s just say Torpor and Robinson form an unlikely duo, sharing everything from coffee to theories about how to out-mustache Orson Welles. Spoiler alert: Torpor’s attempt at growing his own ‘stache? A disaster of monstrous proportions. Somewhere in the chaos, he also might’ve reassembled the clock with… slightly incorrect results.

Can Torpor unmask the secrets of this noir masterpiece without knocking over all the furniture? Will Welles’ mustache finally get the appreciation it deserves? Find out on At the Movies with Dr. Torpor, where the past is black-and-white, but the humor is pure technicolor.